Wot triggered you mate?
Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your britches in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a burger and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Wot trigger
Big mad?
Alright, mate.